Orcish Wisdom from Glimmerdark

orcish* Hobbit goes best with a playful White Zinfandel
* Training pet Wargs requires love, care, and an
extensive first-aid kit
* Sunlight burns, but the fluorescent lighting in
shopping malls is really tacky.
* Not every Orc beats drums in the Deep. Some
also play bass.
* If you can’t eat it, it’s probably not important.
* Floss