Glimmerdark Bar Rules

barrulesDrink responsibly.
Dream irresponsibly. Buy the next round.
Let the wookie win.
Think of the pure pale ale of Fairyland and be grateful this place serves margaritas.
Never try to out-drink a Klingon.
Curb your dragon.
Absinthe is not a condiment.
A Lannister always pays his bar tab.
Size matters not, so make it a double.
Drink to Oberon’s health, and absence.