Gentle Reminders

rulesGentle Reminders For Our Dark Fae & Unseelie Guests

* The event staff are necessary to the continuation of the event. Do not eat them.

* The forces of Chaos and Anarchy are already with us. Summoning them a second time is purely redundant.

* The koi in the hotel pond aren’t ours. Do not eat them.

* If you’re an unspeakable horror beyond touch of time, please pay your bar bill in advance.

* If you wish to practice your strange and unholy midnight rites, please use your “inside” voices to avoid complaints.

* These reminders are helpful to you and your kin. Do not eat them.

* Please keep the truce with the Seelie Court. The triumph of the dark is inevitable, so might as well take the weekend off.