The Evil Overlord’s Guide To Glimmerdark

overlord1. No, you can’t all have the One Ring. There’s
only one of it.
2. Always quaff the blood of your vanquished
enemies responsibly.
3. The Dark Side of the Force thrives on fear,
anger, and occasionally, prancing.
4. Don’t enact forbidden magicks if you haven’t
brought enough to share with the whole class.
5. No, your Army of Darkness cannot get
children’s admissions, even if some of them
were only cloned last year.
6. If you must use your hotel room as a secret
lair, please be considerate to your neighbors.
Do not hit the self-destruct button after 10 p.m